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In
the mid nineteen-seventies I was living in Columbus, Georgia taking
film making classes at Columbus State University. One day I got a
phone call from my friend and brother-in- law Brazilian rock star
Raul Seixas. He wanted to know if I could arrange my schedule to
come to Rio de Janeiro to work on his fifth LP recording. As his
record company, Polygram, was paying for everything, it did not take
long for me to get air born. Raul and my sister Gloria picked me up
at the airport in Rio and took me to stay with them in their new
apartment in Sao Conrado, which is the next beach beyond Ipanema and
Leblon. There was a great view of the mountains and Atlantic Ocean
from their high rise apartment window. Raul and I prepared his new
LP called “About 10,000 years ago”. Raul already had most of the
music and lyrics written with Paulo Coelho. They had the lyrics to
“Quando voce crescer” and asked me to write a song to fit those
lyrics. Raul and I also wrote a song together called “O dia da
saudade”. Raul and I
had a method for working on his tunes. He would show me how he sings
and plays it on guitar. Then I would take the song and make a
totally new base arrangement, a musical template, that would fit
over his way of singing it. Most of the time I would stay in the
same key at the same tempo and allow him to sing his exact melody
notes while I would superimpose different chords and syncopated
rhythms. Sometimes I would improvise guitar leads throughout the
entire length of the song in different styles, like funk or heavy
metal, until I found something cool and appropriate to keep. I would
structure the song as to intro, verse, chorus, solo, bridge, and
outro, and build parts for the band to create a groove. We would
decide who would be the best player for that particular part and
which musicians we wanted for each song. We would tell the producer
what we wanted and he would schedule the musicians, rehearsals,
recording studio dates and times. I was musical director and
coordinator and would rehearse the bands, play guitar, and help the
producer and engineer get the sound we wanted in the studio. Raul
had written a lullaby with Paulo “Cantiga de Ninar”. He wanted
this song to be totally acoustic and had asked our friend and long
time arranger, the orchestral maestro from Argentina, Miguel Cidras,
to come to his apartment to make a string arrangement. Raul played
the song using basic triad chords, like 1, 3, 5, and occasionally a
minor seventh here or there, so he asked me to make it cool and
substitute his chords with extreme harmonics and then have Miguel
build his string arrangement off my chord substitutions. Raul’s
apartment living room had a very low wooden coffee table centered on
a nice rug. I would sit on the rug with my acoustic guitar to create
the new chords and write the music using the coffee table. I was
sitting there one morning profoundly involved in the hunt for chord
sequences to fit “Cantiga’s” nursery rhyme melody, when
suddenly I was struck in the head from behind. I could not imagine
what had hit me, judging by the shape, temperature and density of
the object, it was something alive, but unknown. I was startled from
my deep concentration. I jumped up in defense and turned to see a
nude and laughing Raul holding his pecker in his hand. He had just
come out of the shower, heard me playing guitar, sneaked up behind
me, and thumped me on the head with his long penis. Raul was a
little guy but he sure had a large penis. When Raul saw how
indignant I was he laughed even harder. He loved to play practical
jokes on me but this time he really got me. I was thoroughly pissed
off since he both scared and shocked me. He was delighted to have
“one-up” on me, first thing in the morning. I told him he was
going to pay for that. Laughing hysterically he retreated to his
bedroom to tell Gloria how he got me good. After lunch Raul and
Gloria went shopping. It was raining so I decided to stay and work
on “Cantiga” to try and wrap it up. I came up with the idea for
Jane to do the acappella harmonic intro and outro, and my chord
sequences were flowing nicely. Raul and Gloria returned around 4PM.
Raul had been drinking so he went to bed for a nap before dinner.
Gloria came into the living room to hear what I had done to the song
when the maid came in to tell Gloria her cat was having kittens.
Gloria realized that the mother cat, being young and small, was
having a hard time delivering so many kittens. Gloria helped the
mother cat (whose instincts would dictate that it eat the placenta)
by using scissors to cut the excess placenta from the newborns and
discarding it in the trash. About every thirty minutes Gloria would
come into the living room to tell me about the latest arrival.
Finally around six the maid had dinner ready and called me to the
table. Our plates were already made and set in place. I sat to eat
while Gloria went to wake Raul. I looked into the kitchen and saw
the trash can where Gloria had been throwing the placenta. I took a
thick slimy piece from the trash and arranged it on Raul’s plate
to look like part of his dinner. I sat back down and continued
eating when Raul and Gloria sat down for dinner. Raul took a few
bites of the rice and continued with the small talk. He noticed a
piece of meat and stuck his fork in it to cut off a bite. He
wasn’t really sure what it was since he did not recognize it. Then
Gloria noticed his puzzled expression as he examined the culinary
delight and she let out a “ohhh” as she realized what it was.
Then Raul got the clue and thought that he had, unknowingly, already
eaten a couple of bites. He stood up and went to the nearest window
and vomited. Now I was the one rolling with laughter. On Wednesday
Maestro Miguel came over and said he just loved my harmonization of
“Cantigo”. When we recorded Miguel’s string arrangement he
used 8 violins, 4 violas, 2 cellos, and one upright bass. After the
string section played the arrangement on the first pass through, all
those string players, including the old guys who usually turn the
noses up to pop music, all stood and applauded. Miguel had turned it
into a beautifully emotional work of art. I am proud to have been a
part of that musical venture. I had read recently in an interview
with Miguel that he cited “Cantiga de ninar” as his favorite
song in all of Raul’s repetoire, including “Gita”, Raul’s
first gold record. Polygram record company was recently purchased in
a corporate takeover by Universal. Universal plans to re-release the
CD “Ha 10 Mil Anos Atras”, which contains “Cantiga de ninar”,
in August of 2002.
Rock Lesson # 111 – Sometimes a payback can
just make you sick.
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